DEBORARTE

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How to successfully seduce your test subject and any adjacent lesbians: A highly scientific primer by Delphine

orphanblack:

mafiere:

1. Be French

2. Have the face of an angel

3. Smile

4. Have killer grades

5. Invite her to share in your interests/cults

6. Steal the wine

7. Drink the wine

8. Take her to dinner

9. Bite your lip

10. Concisely deconstruct the limiting effects of a heteronormative society on your sexuality

11. Lick her face

12. Make totally crazy science.

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Cosima agrees. This proved to be a highly effective method of monitor seduction.

(Source: numblebee)

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